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indigozeal) wrote2011-09-27 07:43 pm
indigozeal) wrote2011-09-27 07:43 pm
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"He's still crawling around back there!"
Yeah, we've all given up on the sequels being good, but recent Resident Evil 5 casting news prompts questions:
- I know the sequels make money, but do they really make the kind of money to throw around for off-the-cuff Michelle Rodriguez cameos? She's not in the $20-million club, but she'd command a bit much just to hire for what's probably shaping up to be a couple flashback scenes, wouldn't she?
- Has the movie star from 4 pulled off an improbable survival only for the series to realize that "oops, we forgot to kill the black character"?
- Why is Umbrella bothering to release new products? Who's going to buy them? The world's ash; isn't a bit dispiriting to ask us to get involved with who wins custody of the flakes?
- Will Barry Burton mention anything about an Alice sandwich? Will he get more or less screentime than the inexplicable K-Mart?
- Yes, yes, but what about Martin Crewes? Is he back? That's the important thing, dammit! ...Ehhhh, on second thought, it's bad enough Rodriguez is here; as little from the one actually good film as possible should be involved with this.
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- I know the sequels make money, but do they really make the kind of money to throw around for off-the-cuff Michelle Rodriguez cameos? She's not in the $20-million club, but she'd command a bit much just to hire for what's probably shaping up to be a couple flashback scenes, wouldn't she?
- Has the movie star from 4 pulled off an improbable survival only for the series to realize that "oops, we forgot to kill the black character"?
- Why is Umbrella bothering to release new products? Who's going to buy them? The world's ash; isn't a bit dispiriting to ask us to get involved with who wins custody of the flakes?
- Will Barry Burton mention anything about an Alice sandwich? Will he get more or less screentime than the inexplicable K-Mart?
- Yes, yes, but what about Martin Crewes? Is he back? That's the important thing, dammit! ...Ehhhh, on second thought, it's bad enough Rodriguez is here; as little from the one actually good film as possible should be involved with this.
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