Itchy, tasty, derivative, hilarious
Mar. 26th, 2012 06:49 pmI am watching episode 7 of the previously-underwhelming The River - spoilers ahead - and it has mutated into literal Resident Evil right with this episode. They're in an abandoned, dimly-lit research facility in a South American backwater with zombie bodies in the meat locker and have deciphered by notes left behind in a bloody operating room by the now-dead former occupants that they were performing "genetic experiments" for a "pharmaceutical corporation." Oh, and they're not alone.
I'll let you know what Alfred Ashford looks like.
ETA: We have T-virus!!! Unleashed by bumbling Umbrella employees, no less!
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I'll let you know what Alfred Ashford looks like.
ETA: We have T-virus!!! Unleashed by bumbling Umbrella employees, no less!
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